Alien Artifacts 16" Beaker Bong

$214.99

Height: 16 in
Joint size: 14mm
Joint type: Female
Percolator: Diffused Downstem

Color: Green

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Description

In the year 3024, human scientists make a groundbreaking discovery—M-Waves, elusive subparticles capable of interacting with the quantum field. Intrigued by the potential implications of their findings, they detect a strong concentration of these waves emanating from the far side of the moon. Determined to uncover the source and further their understanding of quantum mechanics, Captain Elena Mirov and her crew are dispatched on a high-stakes mission to investigate.

Upon their arrival, the team sets up an array of cutting-edge instruments designed to pinpoint the origin of the M-Waves. Initial excitement fills the air as the instruments begin to pick up strong signals, suggesting they are on the brink of a significant discovery. However, just as the crew nears a breakthrough, the signals mysteriously disappear without trace. Frustrated and baffled by this sudden loss, the team can only speculate about what might have caused the signals to vanish. With no further leads to follow on the moon, they decide to continue their quest by heading to their next destination, Nibiru—a planet of immense interest due to its erratic orbit which intersects with Earth’s path every 25,000 years.

Unknown to the humans, their every move is being monitored by a lone figure lurking in the lunar shadows. Arilux, a scientist from the advanced alien species known as the Pherah, has been stealthily observing the human crew. Before their arrival, he discovered an ancient Bio-Tech Orb left in suspense mode by his people. Understanding the potential consequences of humans discovering Pherah technology, Arilux quickly deactivated the orb, erasing any trace of its existence.

As Captain Mirov and her crew depart the lunar surface, their spacecraft leaving a trail of dust in the low gravity, Arilux watches from his hidden vantage point. His mission had been to observe and intervene only if necessary to prevent any interference with the natural development of other civilizations. Now, with the humans en route to Nibiru, he faces a new dilemma. Should he alert his superiors about the humans’ advancements and their potential visit to Nibiru? The Pherah have always valued non-interference, but the curiosity of humanity could lead them to secrets meant to remain hidden.

Arilux’s thoughts are interrupted as he watches the human spacecraft shrink into a dot against the vastness of space, heading towards unknown challenges on Nibiru. For now, he chooses to remain a silent guardian, contemplating the delicate balance between observing and intervening. His report to the Triangulum galaxy will have to wait as he monitors the unfolding human journey, a journey that could potentially bridge or widen the cosmic gap between their species.

The story of the Pherah and the humans is just beginning to unfold, as each step into the unknown brings them closer to revelations that could alter the course of their civilizations forever.

How To Use a Bong

A Step-by-Step Guide on How to Use a Bong

Step 1: Gather Your Supplies

A clean bong
Freshwater
Ground herbs or tobacco
A lighter or hemp wick
A grinder (optional)

Step 2: Fill the Bong with Water

Locate the water chamber, which is typically the base of the bong.
Remove the bong's bowl (if present) or slide.
Pour fresh water into the chamber until it covers the bottom opening of the downstem.
Be cautious not to overfill; you want the water level to be just above the downstem's openings.
Replace the bowl or slide securely.

Step 3: Grind Your Herbs (Optional)

If you prefer a smoother and more even burn, consider using a grinder to break down your herbs into smaller, more manageable pieces. This step is optional but can enhance your experience.

Step 4: Pack the Bowl

Grind your herbs if you haven't already.
Take a small amount of ground herbs and place them into the bowl.
Gently press down on the herbs to ensure they are evenly packed but not too tight.
Reattach the bowl to the bong.

Step 5: Ignite Your Herbs

Hold the bong with one hand and the lighter or hemp wick with the other.
Light the edge of the herbs while inhaling gently.
Continue to apply the flame until the herbs start to burn.
Once the herbs are burning evenly, remove the flame.

Step 6: Inhale and Enjoy

Place your lips against the mouthpiece.
Inhale slowly but steadily while keeping the flame near the herbs.
The bubbling sound you hear is the water filtration in action, making the smoke smoother.
When you're ready to clear the chamber, remove the bowl or slide and inhale deeply.
Exhale and enjoy the effects.

Step 7: Clean and Maintain

After each use, it's essential to clean your bong to ensure a fresh and enjoyable experience. Disassemble the bong, clean the components with appropriate cleaning solutions, and change the water regularly.

Remember that using a bong responsibly is essential for a positive experience. Be mindful of your surroundings, the legal regulations in your area, and the health effects of smoking. Enjoy your bong responsibly and in moderation.

[Disclaimer: Ensure you are in compliance with the laws and regulations in your area before using a bong. This guide is for informational purposes only and not an endorsement of any illegal activities.]

Now that you have a clear step-by-step guide, you're ready to use your bong with confidence. Enjoy your smoking experience, and remember to do so responsibly and within the boundaries of the law.

Shipping & Returns

Returns Policy

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

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At a glance

Bong specs

Height: 16 in
Joint size: 14mm
Joint type: Female
Percolator: Diffused Downstem
Material: Glass
Style: Beaker